Dear smartphone marketing people,
My beloved smartphone is broken, and I’m afraid getting it fixed will cost me way too much money. I’m using my crappy five year old cell phone and I can’t even get its WAP browser configured, imagine that! So um, now would be a really good time to maybe, um, send me one? If you have one lying around that’s not serving any other purpose. I would write lots of blogposts about it with lots and lots of link love in them. Like, lots and lots.
(I can try, no?
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