Onder het motto “lachen is gezond” volgen hier een paar euh, grappige dingen. Het kan best zijn dat je niet alles (of niets) grappig vindt, want het is mij al eens verteld dat ik een vreemd gevoel voor humor heb. 
50 Fun Things to Do in an Elevator
3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: “Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!”
8. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: “Got enough air in there?”
11. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
13. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
17. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: “I’ve got new socks on!”
20. Meow occassionally.
22. Frown and mutter “gotta go, gotta go” then sigh and say “oops!”
26. Walk on with a cooler that says “human head” on the side.
27. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce “You’re one of THEM!” and move to the far corner of the elevator.
36. Say “Ding!” at each floor.
40. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your “personal space.”
45. Announce in a demonic voice: “I must find a more suitable host body.”
En nog een aantal lightbulb jokes voor uw leesplezier. (Noot: van die van de Mensians moet je eigenlijk alleen de laatste zin lezen 
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Q: how many ska kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: 6, one to drop it and 5 to pick it up! pick it up! pick it up!Q. How Many Dogs Does It Take to Change A Light Bulb?
A1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we’ve got our whole lives ahead of us, and you’re inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
A2. Border Collie: Just one. And then I’ll replace any wiring that’s not up to code.
A3. Dachshund: You know I can’t reach that stupid lamp!
A4. Rottweiler: Make me.
A5. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
A6. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!
A7. German Shepherd: I’ll change it as soon as I lead these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven’t missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.
A8. Jack Russell Terrier: I’ll just pop it in while I’m bouncing off the walls and furniture.
A9. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I’m sorry, but I don’t see a light bulb?
A10. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark. ()
A11. Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
A12. Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there …
A13. Greyhound: It isn’t moving. Who cares?
A14. New Zealand Sheep Dog: First, I’ll put all the light bulbs in a little cluster…
A15. Toy Poodle: I’ll just blow in the Border Collie’s ear and he’ll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
The Cat’s Answer: “Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is: How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?”Q: How many aerobics instructors does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Five. Four to do it in perfect synchrony and one to stand there going “To the left, and to the left, and to the left, and to the left, and take it out, and put it down, and pick it up, and put it in, and to the right, and to the right, and to the right, and to the right…”Q: How many science fiction writers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Two, but it’s actually the same person doing it. He went back in time and met himself in the doorway and then the first one sat on the other one’s shoulder so that they were able to reach it. Then a major time paradox occurred and the entire room, lightbulb, changer and all was blown out of existence. They co-existed in a parallel universe, though.Q: How many waitresses does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Three. Two to stand around bitching about it and one to go get the manager.Q: How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Ve are asking ze qvestions here!Q: How many fish does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: surrealist.Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Only two, but the tricky part is getting them into the light bulb.Q: How many Freudians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Two. One to hold the ladder and one to change the penis. Oops ! I mean,er, the lightbulb.Q: How many gay men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Three, one to screw in an Art Deco bulb and two to shriek “Fabulous!”Q: How many Mensans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 66. Eleven philosophers to ponder whether it is possible to actually doanything; ten semanticists to debate the various possible meanings of eachphrase, word, and syllable; nine columnists to write about it from radically different viewpoints; eight letter writers to respond vehemently with opposing points of view; seven Quibblers who delight in pointing out others’ mistakes (_what_ is said is not as important as saying it correctly); six conservatives who believe things should stay the way they are; five liberals who believe that action should be taken immediately to form a committee to study possible actions; four ornery SOBs who disagree on principal with anything anyone else has suggested; three peacemakers who believe it’s more important to work it out without showing any more emotions than necessary to get it done; two statisticians who maintain that numbers are more important than facts; and one pragmatist to ignore the BS and replace the bad bulb with a good one. Whilst all this is going on, all the Mensans are keeping count in their heads just to make absolutely sure that it really does add up to 66.Q: How many Jehovah’s Witnesses does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. There is no point trying to change anything now. God will bereplacing the whole house real soon, but nobody knows quite when.Q: How many Victorians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: *Ahem* We do not discuss this with ladies and children present.
? Samson & Gert – Vandaag is het zo’n dag
