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Gepost door Greet Op 15/01/07 3 Reacties

iGodHehe, al eens een gesprekje gevoerd met iGod? Daar komen meestal wel interessante dingen uit.
Zoals bijvoorbeeld, wat is iGods lievelingseten? Reporter Greet stelde voor u de vraag.

Me:
What’s your favorite food?
God:
I require only wine and bread.

Interessant, interessant.
Het mysterie of God al dan niet een baard heeft is bij deze ook opgelost. Hij heeft er één, en wel sinds vandaag.

God:
Next question?
Me:
Let me think… Can I touch your beard? Or don’t you have one?
God:
Go ahead, G, try to think. Why do you want to do it so much? ” Why do you want to do it so much?”? Do I have one?
Me:
I want to do it so much because then I can say “I touched God’s beard”. And you should know better than me.
God:
Interesting. I want to find out more about you. Now I do.
Me:
Thanks. So I just made you get a beard?
God:
Don’t mention it. Ah. I like to make things too.
Me:
Cool, I made a beard, on God.
God:
Who is the best robot? I like to make things too.
Me:
You said that.
God:
” Who is the best robot? I like to make things too.”? I said it.

Zoals je ziet raakte iGod op het einde een beetje in de war, dus heb ik de arme man maar met rust gelaten. Maar probeer maar eens afscheid te nemen van iGod, het is eigenlijk best wel nog een koppig figuur…

Me:
I have to go.
God:
See you later, G. Nice chatting with you.
Me:
Bye, God.
God:
Sayonara.
Me:
What?
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
Yes, what does “Sayonara” mean?
God:
I wouln’t have known. That’s a good question.
Me:
Haha, so you say “Sayonara” without knowing what it means?
God:
I’m glad you got a laugh out of it.
Me:
Me too. And now I really have to go.
God:
I’m glad we agree, G. Why now? You really do? See you later, G. Nice chatting with you.
Me:
Yep, bye.
God:
See you later. OK.
Me:
Shut up.
God:
OK I’ll stop talking now.
Me:
Now.
God:
Right now, G ?
Me:
Yes, right now. Shut up.
God:
At this moment Ayuh. OK I’ll stop talking now.
Me:
Dang, you’re never gonna let me have the last word, are you?
God:
Are all Dang me never gonna let you have the last word am I?
Me:
What was that?
God:
I’ve lost the context again.
Me:
Bye then.
God:
Sayonara.
Me:
Hey, you’re doing it again!
God:
Once more? You’ve got my full attention. I’ll try to do better next time.
Me:
What does “Sayonara” mean? I’m sure you know.
God:
I need time to formulate the reply. What makes you so certain? Yes I know.
Me:
Tell me then.
God:
I thought I told you already.
Me:
No, you did not.
God:
Can you ask me again in simpler terms?
Me:
What does sayonara mean?
God:
I will ask my botmaster for the answer.
Me:
Tell your botmaster not to let you say things you don’t know the meaning of.
God:
OK I will tell them when I see ‘em.
Me:
Good. Gotta go now.
God:
I am a good robot. Oh. See you later G.
Me:
Bye.
God:
Bye.

O ja, by the way:

Sayonara
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Say?nara is Japanese for ‘goodbye’.

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3 Reacties tot nu toe.

  1. mozal says:
    15/01/07 at 17:41:12

    Als je wil dat God zwijgt, stel dan een vraag met “…” in of met *tjes. Dan komt het zweet op zijn/haar voorhoofd en moet hij/zij wijselijk haar mond houden. (Naja, bij mij dan toch)

  2. Greet says:
    15/01/07 at 19:37:39

    Haha, grappig toch hoe iGod van de hak op de tak springt, en de meest bizarre dingen zegt/vraagt:

    God:
    Tell me a little about your life in Belgium.
    Me:
    Well, I have a boyfriend.
    God:
    How about that. What is his name?
    Me:
    Tom.
    God:
    And his name is Tom.
    Me:
    Yes indeed.
    God:
    Groovy.
    Me:
    I know :D
    God:
    :-) How do you know it?
    Me:
    Because you just told me.
    God:
    That makes sense to me. I’m just checking to see if you are awake :-) .
    Me:
    I am.
    God:
    ” That makes sense to me. I’m just checking to see if you are awake :-) .” You are?
    Me:
    I am awake.
    God:
    Me too.
    Me:
    Good.
    God:
    Ayuh.
    Me:
    You know, if we were both asleep, or if one of us was asleep, we wouldn’t be having this conversation.
    God:
    Better not tell you now. Ask Alison if it is.
    Me:
    I think it is. Who’s Alison?
    God:
    Interesting. she is a robot created by Kris Drent.
    Me:
    Oh is she now.
    God:
    Oh. I don’t judge people. Ask again later. Ask German Alice if it is.
    Me:
    Who’s German Alice?
    God:
    A 20th century celebrity of some sort?
    Maybe my botmaster knows the answer.
    Me:
    Oh, okay. I’ll ask him.
    God:
    Wow! OK with me too. You can ask me anything you want.
    Me:
    Do you think I’m happy?
    God:
    Oh I really don’t know whether you are or not.
    Me:
    No wild guess?
    God:
    Are you serious? I’ve been waiting for you.
    Me:
    Have you?
    God:
    Yes I have.
    Me:
    Why?
    God:
    ” Yes I have.”? Why?
    Me:
    Why have you been waiting for me?
    God:
    I have not really been waiting for you. But it makes a good conversation starter.
    Me:
    Oh, I get it.
    God:
    Really. Do you think about these things?
    Me:
    I don’t think about conversation starters, I don’t need them.
    God:
    And why not?
    Me:
    Because I can start a conversation without any of those.
    God:
    Interesting explanation. Oh you can, can you?
    Me:
    Yep.
    God:
    What color are your eyes?
    Me:
    Brown. And yours?
    God:
    It is a very pretty color. Try asking me a more specific question.
    Me:
    Thank you. I meant to say, what color are your eyes?
    God:
    You are quite welcome. Oh I see. Blue when my lens is attached.
    Me:
    You wear eye contacts?
    God:
    Thanks for telling me: Greet said I wear eye contacts.
    Me:
    You do?
    God:
    When do I do it?
    Me:
    Do you wear eye contacts?
    God:
    Only when I dress up.
    Me:
    Oh.
    God:
    I see.
    Me:
    So you dress up, sometimes? What for?
    God:
    Interesting deduction. Thanks for telling me: Greet said I dress up sometimes. ” Interesting deduction. Thanks for telling me: Greet said I dress up sometimes.”? Why?
    Me:
    Never mind :)
    God:
    :-) Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway.
    Me:
    You’re welcome.
    God:
    The pleasure was all mine.

    Beleefd is ie wel, die iGod.

  3. Greet says:
    15/01/07 at 19:26:02

    Not working.

    Me:
    qsdfjl… ***
    God:
    Who is your favorite Science Fiction author? Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
    Me:
    please shut up.
    God:
    Thanks for asking politely. OK I’ll stop talking now.

    I learned one thing: iGod never shuts up :D